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We hit the clubs Friday night, my first time in a club in the US, and
WOW the bitch shields are powerful.

Dude, how the fuck do you sarge these girls?

I'll start off with the good stuff. After a few rejections, I was
sitting down watching Nila and Ozzy in set and this one girl was eying
me. She actually approaches me and asks if I want to dance!

Now I peacocked my style. I had a shirt that says "Relax, I am a
professional" (which glows) and 2 watches, bracelets, necklace.. then I
was groomed so I knew I looked at least as good as I could.

So she asked me to dance and I just created a vibe, I laughed at every
awkward dance moment, like hitting our feet, and I made C/F comments all
the way through.

If you guys recall, I mentioned I don't know how to sarge an A.I.
(approach invite), but I read somewhere to just by cocky funny and
relaxed and let it progress and feel natural.

So I was busting out comments like "Ya know, Michael Jackson sounds
soooo cool on the dance floor, but in real life he is such a creep! How
is it that when I hear on the dance floor I am happy but everywhere else
I am turned off?"

And I like to do some very jocking DLV's on myself, like "You know, I
can't dance with you... my feet are too big, we keep hitting each other,
before you know it, we'll be falling over"

Just crap like that...

One thing I didn't have was control over the set, or any idea how to
lead it. She really did lead it.

We sit down on the couch and she is kinoing me and I her. We talk a bit,
but its too fucking loud.

I say "What did you want to be when you grew up and don't say Princess"
She wanted to be a fashion designer and thats what she is doing. So I
IOI her on that.

Then I try to run eliciting values... but she isn't digging it... hmm
Then she says to me "Have you ever hooked up in a club"

Ohhhh SHizzattss.

Now I thought she meant fuck in the club, so I said no. Then she just
starts making out with me.

But again, it was awesome, but she kind of controlled the vibe. We made
out in 3 sessions, and after the 2nd though, she was like "Okay, only
one more of these then I have to go. (I just wanted to hook up, thats all)"

Man I felt like a sausage with feet

But, Mystery came to the rescue and I used some lines on her I remember
hearing somewhere. We were talking about phone numbers, and I actually
did the "I consider numbers a stair way to heaven, unless me and you
actually do want to meet up again. Now I don't want your number unless
you would consider more than just a 'club guy'"

So I got her home number as she had so cell, she lives with her mother
and I can't call past 12AM.

Also, while we were making out, she said something to me Mystery
mentioned. She said "You use too much tongue" (Fuck, I love using
tongue!) Mystery said in one of his programs that a girl he made out
with once stopped and told him to his face "you use too much tongue" and
Mystery relayed that to us.

So when my girl said that to me, I just laughed. Cindy (the girl) was
laughing too, and I said "Okay but I like tongue, so you can use a lot
of tongue on me, but I'll use barely on you"

So we had an awesome last make out session, then she was gone. I have
her number, but I don't know if its worth pursuing....

Anyway, for the rest of the night, I had it in my mind "BigSend, I just
made out with a chick who was a fucking 8" (A club 8.. not sure what she
was out side of the club) I do not care if I get rejected from these
other bitchazz

But every single set after that either didn't hold, or they were so high
energy I couldn't go on.

Anyway, props to Nila and Ozzy who kissed some girls too. Nila kissed a
transvestite lesbian, but I'll let him tell about that in his own FR.
Ozzy also kissed the woman bouncer.

So HOW THE FUCK do you solidly sarge club girls consistently... they
have such high bitch shields, I feel like even negging them won't
work.... One set on the street we opened were solid 10s (they didn't
look like 10s, but they acted like them) and they were laying on the
sidewalk taking pictures of themselves. Nila says some neg and I do too,
then they start bagging on me HARD.. like really making fun of me "Thats
a stupid shit! Relax I'm a professional, I'd never wear crap like that"

So I was just like "You guys make fun of me because you like me" or some
crap like that... it was a bit too much...

I'm not phased, just perplexed that anyone would legitimately go to a
club to find a girl or maybe I just need to be up for the $20 admission
field night.

PS. Ozzy is 4five6

Posted by BigSend on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 8/28/2006 01:22:00 PM | Permalink