A Summer Job of Pure Sarging and More
Sounds like a fun title, but it is going to be fucking hard to get the hang of, but after I get the hang of it I know I will be badass. If I don’t get the hang of it, then I’ll get fired ☹
So, the “it” is I am working for my University’s Call Center where I’ll be calling up Alumni and parents of students and asking them for donation money. It is almost exactly like sarging, it is sick. Here is the run down: 1. I will be calling and “Opening”
a. I will say, “Hi my name is BigSend and I am from… etc etc”
b. So essentially I open
2. Then I will be “attracting” the callee to myself with routines that display high value
a. I will basically be explaining to them the perks of joining a Chancellor’s Circle and how they can get hooked up with tickets, liaison’s, parking, and other little thing
b. I will tell them about private parties the Chancellor has in which networking is the main focus
3. Then if I get resistance or a “bitch shield” (lol) I have to defuse it by
a. Applying LASC
i. Listen, Acknowledge, Support, Continue
ii. lol
b. I listen to their issue and why they can’t donate, then I acknowledge their issue, I support their excuse, and I continue on with more reasons to donate at a lower cost
4. Then I “Close” them by getting some final answer
Honestly in a lot of ways this is like sarging. I feel some anxiety when I call, I am scrambling to find words and facts, and I am playing ping-pong with the callee by LASCing his woes.
So, we’ll see how that goes. I will need to memorize Routines and sound-bits and develop a general stack that will flow around donating to a fundraiser. This is so much like sarging, at least the first few stages of sarging. I probably won’t be fucking these alumni and parents after the call, but they’ll at least pay me ☺
So that is a bit stressful, for the first time I am going to hard-core memorize these routines inside and out so I can riff off of them in any phone situation. If nothing else, this will help my phone game immensely!
Beyond that, I am taking a semi-light load of summer school, mostly just to keep me near the university and away from home. I literally rot at home and don’t do anything. So now that I am here, I am going to partisipate in Style’s “challenge” found at http://simurl.com/style_life I am in those forums but under a different name. Maybe you can find me by writing style hehe (I actually only posted there maybe 3 times or something, as said in my old post about forums, I rarely participate unless its asking for advice or giving advice when I am 100% sure. I don’t vibe and form online social circles as that is the lowest of the low, especially for PUAs!)
All right, I also better get a damn car! If I get a car, I am completely out of excuses, I will have to sarge as I can go anywhere and do it. I really feel that once I get into this phone-job, I will gain core understanding of what a routine stack really is and it will help my sarging ability—this is what I am really banking on… and also it will give me some great spending cash hehe.
The next thing on my plate is I am finally moving out of this shit hole, I am moving down the street! My rent will go up about $300 but I will be a two bedroom and with my parking spot. I think it’s worth it, as it will be my last apartment. Once I settle there AND get a car, my new life will begin.
Lastly (wow I feel like I am writing a letter more than a journal), Lastly I will start online sarging. I will just have to do it, I had a foreshadowing experience a couple weeks ago that solidified this conclusion. Out of the blue this HOT Indian girl sent me a message on facebook.com and we have been riffing ever since. I haven’t gotten her number yet, but I don’t want to play the sarge game too heavily on her because she is technically in my extended social circle, I am just trying to act natural.
So, new job, new apartment, new classes, new prospects, new online game, new car… I really am going to start a-new almost. Last summer I thought I’d just do myspace and get something out of that, but that was kind of a failure (I learned a lot though!). Now I may just fork over like $30 to match.com or nerve and do real online dating.
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