FR: Neg Neg !! HB9 Bartender
So I went out tonight with 4five6 and we hit up 3rd Street, but I'm not feeling too hot over there, so eventually we make our way to Q's
At Q's I get a beer and realize that I am being a fuck head for not approaching. I want to show 4five6 the ropes and I'm being a big baby.
With that said, I open this HB9 sitting next to me. Yes, a fucking 9.
I open with my brand new opener, White Lies opener, which has a rooted neg.
ME: Hey I need a female opinion on something
What do you think of white lies in a relationship, you know the small meaningless lies
HER: I don't believe any lie is meaningless
ME: Well let me explain the situation
My friend is dating this girl, and she'd go out shopping but when she'd come back, she'd tell him "I was out at the coffee shop studying"
So he found out she was really out shopping, so he confronts her "what's up, why would you make such a meaningless lie"
And the girl goes "I just don't like explaining myself"
Do you think this is bad news for the relationship?
HER: Blah blah I can see why she doesn't want to explain herself
ME: <cut off> You see I wouldn't stand white likes because I feel they are the seeds for bigger problems in the relationship
HER: Blah blah
ME: Ohhhhhhhh I see, you a white lie kind of girl, I see I see, all right. Good to know.
HER: no no no no no I meant that blah blah
So man, after that, this girl was like into me like crazy. Its EXACTLY what mystery said, the neg bought me like 3 minutes. She hit my leg, she was leaning in, her eyes were wide and into me
So I did the spells routine for the first time and it worked pretty well, but she thought I was making shit up when I said "Do you believe in spells"
She was like like "Ahahahha omg, what the fuck are you talking about??"
I did that routine and just said that 4five6 was the guy who got the spell on him.
Then I did Mystery's hand magic routine where her fingers come together after I do a spell on her "Charmed are you, Charmed are me, this day to be, Eternity" Some crap like that. It actually fucked up because she realized her fingers would come together by muscle tire
Anyway, as i said it bought me like 5 minutes of attraction, but then after 10 minutes, it sort of died out.
I saw this other AFC approach her while I was sitting back and talking to 4five6; That guy got blown out in like 10 seconds, I even heard him "Ok mam, nice to meet you. My name is Joe. Bye"
If only he knew Mystery Method
Also, Bruce! You called me while I was in that set! Thanks, me cutting her off and ignoring her was a great DHV. But I had to let you go as I didn't want her to walk away or something.
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I think u should have told one more story (lied and told about how in high school/ college the guy u just got off the fone witb used to have sex with all these girls and it was soo obvious that he was sleepin around and why did girls now a days have to be so clueless or loosly moraled? dhv for u)asked her female prospective on it then used a cocky funny neg(make fun of the fact that she is a white lie girl and u forgot u can t trust her opinion meanwhile the question u tagged on the end of your lie/story is meant to e.v.) your cocky funny neg equalizes you a bit more with her. Then you could give her some chick crack, ask her if she ever saw the movie dodgball? then tell her u are like average joe, just a normall guy and that u think what he did was kinda bogus to his gf, be like don't get me wrong I like to fuck to but man he was out of control. then be like she reminds you of one of those girls from school who u needed to have MAD game to talk to,one of those girls who was secretly stuck up tease her about being a liar and stuck up. then...u know what to do kino and #close or slowly escalate. hopefully u execute well and this could work for u but I think u gave up to easily.....your bud 'The Hybrid Anomaly'
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