FR: Me and 456 in the College Area
I started the night off with a little bit of an ass-u-me-tion (assumption) that the college town I am in will be riddled with girls just moving back in to start the year and thus in the bars. Unfortunately, it was just frat guys and sorority girls in the local bars and me and 456 were like 3 beers deep by 11pm, so we were stuck in Frat-ville. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how to get in on Sorority girls, I never had luck. They seem so attached to their group and to their frat guy friends, it’s like some weird animal. I'm sure if I was some super crazy party guy who was wacky and crazy they'd jump for me. One group of girls were engrossed in playing VIDEO GAMES in the bar for like 30 minutes!! They were hot too! They were like 19 year olds with fake ID's probably. They were ignoring everyone around them, except me because I was fucking with their game, pressing the screen and shit. haha Labels: Field Reports
Basically, some of our first sets went down like this. I (or 456) would approach a group, and probably since we look nothing like frat guys (we are peacocked) they kind of get nervous, crowd into their group and say "no." Ah, we barely had a chance to say anything. A minute later they are running over to the guys in polo shirts and side-parted hair going "Yo Brozz! FUCK Yah D00d!" (Hehe, I had to poke fun at the Greek scene. I feel like an outsider to them :(
Anyway I do get into one set, one group of girls are actually in a seat and don't seem like space heads. I approach them with:
ME: "Hello I am here from central. Just want to see if your time here is above average, average, or crappier than average"
And these girls laugh a lot, but get testy. I pass through almost all of their tests, like "That is a weird pick up line" and I am like "Yeah that is the weirdest pickup line you'll ever hear!" Then I was like "so how many guys have hit on you two tonight?" And they were like "None, everyone is doing their own thing" Meanwhile I was being expressive, moving my body and I feel that helped A LOT too. If I weren’t lively, these girls would have no shame in screaming FUCK OFF
That probably sums it up, this bar seemed like a big frat party where almost everyone is paired off, especially hot babes. Anyway, I keep vibing with these girls, but I notice the more attention I give them, the more tests she gives me. I just use some BradP tricks to diffuse the tests, but it starts to get a bit much. At one point I had my arm around the girl and she said to me "What makes you think you can put your arm around me?" But she had a smile on her face and didn't look creeped out. So I say "You are very warm, its helping me" and she is like "Yeah, I am hot!" and I said "Yeah I know, I have that effect on women"
Haha! I love those cocky banter lines!
Eventually she is like "Okay, okay I know you! What frat are you in!?" Me, in a frat? Lady I am in no frat. I am the outsider, I am the interloper. I am the secret-society pick up artist who studies all day, sarges all night. Baby, I am in no frat. But I don't say this haha. These girls are perplexed that non-frat guys are even in this venue, it is such a blatant frat party, it almost felt like freshman year all over again.
So eventually me and 456 just leave. I kind hoped 456 would jump in and take the other girl (it was a 2 set) but some random frat guy came up to her and started talking. So that worked.
I am getting into crazier sets... man. Since I am diffusing these shit tests easier and easier, what results is me in a set that I otherwise would have gotten blown out of from the get go. I notice when I pass the shit tests, the set becomes a lot more fun, lots of banter but I still need to work on a LOT of my game to make her understand I am there to fuck her and I am the real deal, not some fucking dancing monkey with quick lines like "I have that effect on women" blah blah blah
Me and 456 agreed, we need to look for venues that have the looser women and we are gonna start with Downtown, not college town just yet (maybe later when our game is tighter). I want to find the bars were women go to FUCK, not to drink or play video games. Two nights ago was exactly that, 456 almost fucked, I probably could have pulled, but I wasn't too attracted. Its cool, I'll keep the blog posted.