HJ Report - My First use of "The Horse Girl" Opener
If you guys are aware of BradP from the dating community (link to his main product), you may have heard of the Horse Girl Opener which goes something like this: Labels: Field Reports, Ideas
Me: "Hey..... <give her a 'don't I know you' look>...... do you like Horses?"
Girl: "Yes, no, fuck off, confused"
Then depending on her response, you go forward. The idea is really to majorly weed out girls who have little sense of humor, don't vibe well with me, aren't sexually interested, etc. The ones who pass will stay in set with me :)
Girl: "Yeah... why...?"
Me: "Okay quick story. Back in middle school there was this girl who loved horses. She gallop around and everyone would tease her. Now, fast forward to today I was talking with my therapist and he told me I need to cut my bridges to the past---"
Girl: <looking either interested or weird, doesn't matter, we are weeding her out if she sucks>
Me: "So, just in case you are the weird horse girl, and if you really are, I don't expect you to admit it, I just want to tell you. I'm Sorry"
At that point, you kinda flow with it, have fun and improv. Hug her, give her a heart to heart hug which Stephane from Ideagasms talks about. That is, you hug the girl with the left side of your body touching the left side of her body. Its an INTENSE hug and powerful. There is another thing related to that in Steph's program where you hold a girl over the front of her heart and back; that is, you place one hand over her heart on the front of her body, and the other hand goes on the back of her body and it gives similar emotions. This stuff will come up later in this report.
----Report time------
I attended the first day of PUA Summit 2007 which involved a lot of speakers from different sectors of the PUA comunity coming together and giving a talk. My friend Ulysses hooked me up with an extra ticket and I bought him dinner. During the summit, BradP came up to speak. Brad, along with Stephane are my favorite community gurus (Mystery and Style and many more are important to me too, but right now at my stage Brad and Steph are my gurus). Anyway, I have known about the Horse Girl line for over a year but never implemented it out of stupid insecurity and what-not. Well I got inspired to try it. The weeding out factor, the hilarity, the fun involved is too much to pass up.
I head over to the Beauty Bar in Los Angeles with Ulysses, Chongo and Thee Jacas. We roll in and I open a set Mehow style, just having fun. It works but doesn't really hold. Mehow is a high energy, always having something good to say back to the girl for her tests and by the way he has a HOT girl friend. In fact, in that set one person looked like 95% girl, but it was a very gay man. Eww. Haha
Anyway, I was chillin with Jacas and talking about community stuff, being a bit analytical when I realized I need to employ the 3-second rule and just fucking approach without thinking. I notice a 2 set by the bar and go up to them Horse Girl style. I run the same lines as above and BOOM it sticks. We talk about the horse girl, but then switch to other topics, like how I just took a demo flying lesson and went up into the sky. That was a great routine because I could emphasize how intense it is go to down and pull up, and roll, etc. I recommend everyone try a demo flying lesson, only like $45.
With the two new girls, including my target we go into the back smoking area and chat up a bit. I intro the to my friends Ulys, Chong, and Jacas and we all just vibe in that area. At one point, she sits on my lap and she gives me this intense eye contact. I go for the kiss and she is receptive, but doesn't kiss back. Ooo, a little ASD maybe? I just roll with it and act like everything is cool. As time rolls on, they want to take pictures (as they are tourists in LA for a few days). So they leave. I go out into the bar area and run Horse Girl some more, I open with it and you know, I got my ass blown out nearly every time. Sometimes it was slow blow out, like too much confusion. Other times I get a "Fuck off". They are not into me and I am not going to force it. One set in particular was the HB8.5 whom I did Horse Girl, it worked. I showed her the Heart-to-Heart hug and it went real well, but for some reason I ran out of shit to say and there was a silence block. The girls said they were going to get a drink and that was that.
Anyway, I bump into the first Horsey Set and they are in the smoking room again, my target is exchanging numbers with this dude. I just tell her "Hey Ulysses is my ride back. Come with us, we'll hang out in Westwood and smoke some weed" earlier we talked about smoking weed. If a girl smokes weed and you have weed, it is a great catalyst to isolate and smoke together.
So Ulysses drives all of us back to my car by the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. Since all the main doors were locked to the parking garage, we had to search around for a back entrance. We found it after getting a ton of directions and then we head back home. During the ride, I recall Grungey's routine to avoid awkward quiet rides. You go through the alphabet, from A-Z and we all take turns naming a country. For example, I'd start and say "Argentina" then the next girl says "Brazil" then "Columbia" then I go again saying "Denmark" then "Ecuador" etc etc. We do this game all the way till my place. Actually, first we stop by a Ralph's for more liquor, but it is past 2AM so they don't sell drinks. Its cool, we stop by a CVS and buy some cranberry juice to mix with my already bought Vodka.
We get back to my place and I play some "O'Brother Where Art Tho" which is in my DVD player and just let it roll. I cuddle with my target and the other girl is sitting in the other chair. We are sipping our drinks till the movie ends (it only had like 15 minutes left). I then show them my balcony, though it is a bit dirty, it works. Then we begin the smoking weed process. I show them my bong and my target is really into it. The other girl apparently doesn't smoke so she stays in the living room (Yay!) I then put on The Office DVD and just play it. I get a blanket for the other girl and let her know where the water is, food, bathroom. Tell if she needs anything just knock.
In my room, I play some music. Red Hot Chili Peppers and we smoke the weed. As time goes on I realize she has MAJOR LMR. Like fuck, I am happy I got so much as a hand job! See, she is a Southern Belle girl who probably never had a one night stand. I just happened to run exceptional game that night and she was on vacation. During the night, It took awhile (plus alcohol) for her to start kissing me with tongue. She was a great kisser, really like playing with tongue and moving around. However, getting her shirt off involved some degree of vigilance. I used Stephane's LRM blaster. In the middle of hooking up, say "Hey listen... tell me to stop" so say says "Stop" and I say "okay" and I completely stop. I do this a few times and make the point "If you really want me to stop, I will. Just want you to understand I respect your boundaries"
So that works a bit, I eventually get her shirt off and she's got nice boobs to play with. The LMR is still pretty up there, saying stuff like "I'm not about that" and eventually her saying "I don't think you're ready for how attached I get" Oooooo. Maybe not, though she is on vacation so we have 3000 Miles separating us.
I run some cold read style LMR which didn't really work. I told her "If deep down, you don't want to do this, just say so and I'll know. However if it is your ego, your brain trying to screech the brakes, then you really need to make a choice" I also said "If you really didn't want to do this deep down inside, we wouldn't even be here right now"
Unfortunately it didn't work too well. I tried some BradP tricks like telling her I had a penis enlargement! Offered her a look. Haha, though it didn't work too well. Finally it was like 5AM and she was jet lagged so we pass out. Though I have a lot of sexual energy built up inside me. We wake up a few hours later and I tell her "I got sexual energy I need to release, want to watch me jerk off?" She is down and watches me jerk off while she rubs me with her legs and arms. I ask her if she wants to help and she finishes me off. Since I still have a lot more sexual energy left, I am at it again like 20 minutes later and I get on top of her, and jerk off on top of her. She is REALLY into it, just staring me in the eyes, rubbing me all over and smiling deep. I come pretty hard and it goes over her body and some on her face!! Ooohh! Money shot!!
We pass out again and wake up around noon. (Now it is 4pm). I think the girl is right, she does get very attached. I can feel her vibe pretty strong and it is a bit weird. She barely knows me and she really seems clingy. Although it is cute in bed, girls need to find their inner happiness. I can be an amazing boyfriend but I don't like feeling my energy being taken. It must be given.
Se wants to hang out later today before she goes back to the East coast. I may grab a bite with her, but I probably won't fuck her. We shall see :-D
"I was talking with my therapist"
DLV, don't tell her you are in therapy up front like that. :-)
Posted by Anonymous | Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:44:00 AM